Worshippers of the World Liberation Ministry located along old Sapele-Benin express road on Tuesday took to their heels during a prophesy programme when a female member delivered a horse..... continue reading
The horse was however dead by the time Journalists visited the church.
It was gathered that the woman whose identity was not yet known started screaming during the prayer session and began to bleed from the vagina before the horse came out.
The General Overseer of the church, Evangelist Silva Wealth, said he was still amazed at what came out of the woman.
He told Journalists that during prayers a revelation came that there was a woman with an issue and that something was blocking her womb.
Silva said as prayers intensified, the woman started screaming and bleeding started when the object came out.
The cleric said he couldn’t confirm whether the horse was dead or alive because he didn’t go near it.
“I can’t describe the object. We have seen people that vomited several things during our service but not this type of thing. God has been blessing our ministry with prophesies and miracles, “he said.
People rushed to the church to catch a glimpse of the horse when news of the delivery filtered into town.
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Horse sex <3
ReplyDeleteWay to go there Mr.Ed, WHO loves you baby?
ReplyDeleteA likely story!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd the tooth fairy is a lesbian...
ReplyDeleteThe Tooth Fairy "IS NOT" a Lesbian! She's Bi.
DeleteOne church member was quoted as saying "Whoa Nellie" did you see that s^%it?
ReplyDeleteThe church goers were exposed to large amounts of radiation that swelled their brains and made them see the image Jesus in the woman's afterbirth.
ReplyDeleteA cowboy was taken prisoner by a bunch of Indians. The Indians were all prepared to kill him when the chief announced that due to the celebration of the Great Spirit, they would grant the cowboy three wishes before he would die. "What do you want for your first wish?" asks the chief.
ReplyDelete"I wanna talk to mah horse!" says the cowboy. He goes over to his horse and whispers in its ear. The horse neighs, rears back, and takes off at full speed. About an hour later, the horse comes back with a naked lady on its back. Well, the Indians are very impressed, so they let the cowboy use one of their teepees. A little while later, the cowboy stumbles out of the teepee, tucking in his shirt. "What do you want for your second wish?" says the chief.
"I wanna talk to mah horse!" says the cowboy. Again, the cowboy whispers in the horses ear. The horse neighs, rears back, and takes off at full speed. About an hour later, the horse comes back with another naked lady on its back. Well, the Indians are very impressed indeed. So, once again, they let the cowboy use one of their teepees. The cowboy stumbles out a little while later, and the chief asks the cowboy "What do you want for your last wish?"
"I wanna talk to mah horse!" says the cowboy. He grabs the horse by the ears and yells,
"You stupid animal, I said POSSE, POSSE!!!!"
What is an EDO church? and do they honestly think anyone with even half an intelligrnt will believe this. What a load of BOLLOCKS
ReplyDeleteFAKE
ReplyDelete^^^Shithead just above
ReplyDeleteI have a Horse Size Tool!
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